Paul Stoned

Paul Stoned Biography

Immediately following a Tony Robbins seminar, Paul achieved greatness in his own mind. Prior to that he was searching for the perfect spaghetti dish, he once came pretty close but his dog ate the recipe and has never been since able to recreate his 'tomatized noodles' as he likes to call it. After this he became obsessed with the meaning of life instead, or more accurately, the meaning of death. According to his yogi, who also taught yoga, finding the answer to this was a worthy cause. Incidentally Paul also discovered it be to be a great ice breaker, especially when waiting in long queues. Asking questions such as 'do you have a tissue as I have an irreversibly contagious form of mad cow coughing' does wonders in getting you ahead of a line. After having delved into astrology, astronomy and asses in general, he has now discovered poetry is a wonderful little time waster. Analogous to a shot of caffeine that kicks your balls briefly before making you really tired.)

The Best Poem Of Paul Stoned

Another Love Poem

For what is said
Has been said

Words are for books
Deeds prove nothing

Unless witnessed
By the heart

Pain will remind you
Where you belong

When I utter
Once more

I love you

You will fold
In my arms

Home at last

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