I'm having a bit of a nightmare,
Before I even sleep tonight.
I'm plagued by many torments,
All trying to stop me write.
It's death by a thousand cuts,
By many constant interruptions.
The telephone, that noisy car,
And countless other disruptions.
I should dwell in a cave,
To find some perfect peace.
There to write in solitude,
Where every noise does cease.
But the way my luck is going,
I simply haven't got a prayer.
I know as soon as I arrive,
A brass band awaits me there.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
" Toot, Toot" Said that welcoming, Inconsiderate trumpet, Your poem so well written And cute, I had let you know, I loved it so! And offer you, Some Virtual English tea And a congratulatory, Crumpet.