Peas Poem by Steve Howard
Peas
Never ever shove a pea, up your nasal cavity.
It makes you wheeze, it makes you sneeze,
and dance a strange fandango.
And although it's just a little pea,
your nose thinks it's a mango.
Some folks will simply stop and stare
Some will laugh, and some won't care,
and some will wonder why you chose,
to shove a legume up your nose.
So wheeze and sneeze, and hop about,
and if the dang thing won't come out,
you better hope it doesn't sprout.
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4/23/2024 2:13:23 PM # 1.0.0.1119
It's been a 'long time' since i got a laugh at the end of a PH poem; this one did the trick. Thanks. to MyPoemList & i'll share it with others here. I've had 'accidents' with milk, chewed carrots, and, YES, i believe chewed peas. But it seems the offending food was in my mouth when i laughed or? ? and it went up from there towards my sinuses and thence to my nose. the experiences were not comfortable but were entertaining. bri (easily-entertained) :)
Thanks a bunch Bri Edwards. I'm glad you got a grin out of this. :)