C.J. Heck

Rookie - 234 Points (August 10 / Born in Columbus OH - living in Florida)

Permagosh (Children) - Poem by C.J. Heck

Mommy's on the couch.
Daddy's in his chair.
I'm sitting in a corner on a stool...
they put me here

'cause I did something naughty
that I'm not supposed to do.
I invented Permagosh
mixing things with their shampoo.

First, a real long worm of toothpaste,
then then a cloud of shaving cream,
then two glugs of mouthwash
('cause I like the color, green) .

I stirred it in a mixing bowl.
Boy, it smelled real good!
It was even looking better
than I ever thought it would.

... could it be a cure for cancer?
... take the itch from skeeter bites?
... or maybe heal a sunburn
when it hurts to sleep at night?

Two shakes of baby powder
made it way too hard to stir,
so I added Mommy's perfume.
Permagosh smelled just like her!

Then the bowl tipped over...
Permagosh was on the floor,
and when I turned around,
Mom and Dad were by the door.

Now Mommy's on the couch.
Daddy's in his chair.
I'm sitting in a corner on a stool...
they put me here.


Comments about Permagosh (Children) by C.J. Heck

  • (12/6/2005 2:21:00 AM)


    Oh my (perma) gosh! I loved this poem. I was laughing out loud by the 7th line and didn't stop. Well done!

    S
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  • (1/24/2005 3:15:00 PM)


    Love it. I am using it with two of my kids in UIL Oral Reading. Thank you to the author. It fits my girls in Texas perfectly..

    Alise Nolan
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Poem Submitted: Thursday, April 15, 2004

Poem Edited: Monday, February 7, 2005


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