Ph: Humor: Just Mosquitos And Squirrels Poem by Brian Johnston

Ph: Humor: Just Mosquitos And Squirrels



'Nature Lover' my byline,
Hell, I even like girls
But where I draw the line
Is mosquitos and squirrels.

Love how bug zapper spark fries,
Pellet gun is so nice,
Squirrel's carcass on ice,
Tiny smoke clouds from trap rise.

With the clean scent of ozone
Starting off each new morn,
Longer lasting than porn,
Hanging bushy tail tombstone

That now decorates plum tree.
This is really no vice,
Just some friendly advice,
That for me is eye candy.

Maybe you think me shallow,
This world diamonds and pearls?
Sure as hell is below,
There's mosquitos and squirrels.

Brian Johnston
June 26,2016

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Bri Edwards 27 June 2016

Which Is He? Squirrel Or Mosquito? ? I'd guess, from this, he's a little squirrely.**** But please don't think i'm being too surly. I'm just trying to state a fact, most surely. [please don't hit me; you look quite burly] And there may be some mosquito in him, 'cause...though in his photo he is not slim... i can picture him hovering and looking grim, about to (from me) some red blood cells trim. bri :) **** (2nd definition) squirrelly play adjective squir·rel·ly \ˈskwər(-ə) -lē, ˈskwə-rə-Popularity: Bottom 30% of words Simple Definition of squirrelly : tending to move around a lot : very odd, silly, or foolish Source: Merriam-Webster's - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

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