Phfff~~more ~~clues! ! ! ! ~~~for Dude~~dudes Poem by James McLain

Hey dude, no not you
yea you,
dummy walk ten paces left
turn right
walk three paces
back up
nine inches, sit down
on the throne
mannn, shhhtttttt
where did you go to school
now yea figured you were a
little on the ball now lift it up
and put this fire cracker under
there, close your eyes plug
your ears..was their a bang..? good
now get a straw and look
inside the whole thing now think
backwards thinking thinking
gone
back to the place before you were born
next time I see the gleam in his eye
I will punch it.....racing to the other side
to cut you off at the tip.......git sohh off of her...