Hoons today like to record their speeding runs made
Facebook the place to put them so to make the grade
Getting out the mobile and filming the speedo is quite a lark
And with your name and particulars you will make your mark
So with your commentary and the speedo showing 240
Means excitement for you whilst being traffic offending naughty
Until the police get access to it and they come to see you
To take you to a cell for your crime is a problem too
It seems to me that the tale underlines your lack of measure
As posting it for others places you on her majesty’s pleasure
And spend some time in a prison accessing Facebook all you like
Sharing a cell with a man named Bubba will in the end be your plight
© Paul Warren Poetry
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
ha ha... deserves that... it is sad plight when they take such serious offenses lightly. Thank God he did not have some innocent person's death on his hands. and Thanks to the officer who caught him. Juvenile! Money... the root of all evil. Sometimes having too much of it and sometimes having none of it too. Cheeky guy though... trying to take after the US barefoot bandit.