Poor, Sad Racist Brexiteers! Britain Hasn't Been The Same Since The Vikings Settled Here! Lol! Poem by Professor Dr. Stanley Collymore

By Stanley Collymore

So much of the time the usual
conversation politically
seems to be about
nothing other than how the Tories
can basically stay in power rather
than essentially concentrating on
what's simply, actually quite best
for this country. And truly, in that
respect these distinctly purblind
conservatives are literally doing
what they unquestionably really
always usually do best; actually
busily, really re-arranging those
several deckchairs proverbially
but obviously so in this current
lot's crucially evident situation,
actually irrefutably discernibly
obligatorily, on Titanic Britain!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
12 December 2023.


Author's Remarks:
Britain: irrefutably a country, literally and for several centuries, ensconced with mongrels conspicuously of every degree; yet compulsively and actually most ludicrously and ironically, quite hypocritically, discernibly and rather distinctively obsessed with pedigree!