Poseidon's Not Amused Poem by Ima Ryma

Poseidon, Greek god of the sea,
Considered a powerful god,
Not much sense of humor had he.
So Poseidon would deem it odd
At best and demeaning at worst
That on a toilet seat one is.
And from one's bowel there be a burst
Of doing the number two biz.
And after there does be the dump,
Some toilet water is splashed up,
Coming in contact with one's rump.
A term has been coined for this, yup.

The divine term given for this
Is receiving Poseidon's kiss.