Prep For Colonoscopy Poem by James McLain

Both and proffesional, we assume,
as it is quickly preped,
Golytely.
No onder many proceedures are
approtached
from the wrong direction.
She was in charge right off the bat,
the nurse was.
Asking about it, and latter
becomming
as all should but can't.
She 'said think of war
it may help,
while her hand grew steadily lighter.
I thought of one great full moon, I had.
So we made small talk, she ask about
kids, I ask about this.
Growing close to the end of that.
Asking how I felt and stating it felt a little
unusaul but I was suprized not that
uncomforatable.
Another misconseption and myth put to rest.
We grew enough to become as she ask
how long could I hold it as long as I could.
Telling her I was full
and as I made it off the bathroom, I was not
told it would be a three part production,
we made.



The goal of colonoscopy prep
is to eliminate
all partial or undigested
matter from the colon
so that the physician
conducting the colonoscopy
will have a clear view.