Press Conference Poem by Akhtar Jawad

"Why are imposed upon the helpless humans,
Tyrant, rude, uncivilized, mad, persons? "
"They want good entertainers at white house.
Americans like monkey's funny actions."
"What about a mad, owl, drunken Indian? "
"No comments, on retirement from him I expect pension."
"Are you sure you will get another term? "
"I am sure, I am confident and I am firm,
Learning from Pakistan how to win a trough match,
How to force empire to raise finger on a dropped catch."
"Do you have a new road map for the word once again? "
"A monkey is a good doctor for the donkey's pain."
"Mr. President, I see a mask on your face, why?
Did you bring this mask from a slave or an ally? "
"Keep quiet it's a Hijab gifted to me by Saudi Arabia,
It's direly needed by wise US and silly Asia."
"Will you use India against a lonely Pakistan?
Will you use Israel against the radical Iran? "
"No, never but they have been always useful,
For Pakistan a lollipop for Israel we have lull.
Thank you gentlemen I dislike too much speaking,
My tongue slips often and it starts leaking."