Princess
drunk as a skunk
falls flat
on her face
on the bare bed
(unmade)
not a sheet not a pillowcase
not even a coverlet
just mattress.
Feels an urgent
need to pee
soliloquises with
herself.
'To pee(hee hee)
or(hee hee) not to pee
ha ha aaaaaaaaaaaahh
...forget it! '
Wees and wets
herself.
Only realises
her position
come morning
well...hung...over.
She(OW!) thinks what happened
to the fairy tale.
Pulls the bell pull
lying in a pool
of her own
urine.
'You rang, Mam? '
a slimy servant enquires
holding his nose
& looking up her dress.
Takes a quick
Pic
on his mobile phone
and then posts it
on the Internet.
Moral?
Princesses who get pissed
should suffer the consequences.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Here! Here! Much Enjoyed the tale Best Steve