Purina Cat Chow Poem by Lamar Cole

Purina Cat Chow



A tomcat tried to impress a female cat with some dead mice.
He told her that they were good to eat and she said, they might have lice.
If you want to impress me, I will tell you how.
Go to the store and get me some Purina Cat Chow.
Hurry your butt on down to the store and I mean right now.

Lamar Cole
Monday, May 7, 2018
Topic(s) of this poem: cats
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Rini Shibu 07 May 2018

Its hard to impress female..good one

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Robert Murray Smith 07 May 2018

What a smart cat. Thanks for that.+++10

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