Rabbi-It Poem by George BernardBloodyShaw

My mate Christion, we had fun,
fun with currents
'till l fell in
no current bun no sun
no fun to make a union
with that Grand Union
'Cosit's a cold canal pal.
At this Christian time of year it would appear.
After Pink Punters l played with my mate Christian
'till he went for my scut so'hop it'
l said.
Then l met a bird, l fancied a bit of black,
trouble was she was half white.She said her name was
Maggie so l ruffled her feathers just a bit, by god it got her tail up, didn't know l could get get a bird that high.
Working on the religious side of the animal
rabbitdom as a pink bunny, anyway l'm rabbiting, after falling in the water
l used my fur kit so now l'm up &running,
especially when l see my mate Christian 'Cos
l don't want another union like that.
l'm a breed of rabbit you see we do do that
pretty good'specially 'cos l'm
pretty in the pink.
By the way my maty Sooty has advised me
to be a no nonsense
puppet'cos it might
HURT
no wonder Sootys eyes
were so wide & watering
.Mind you, that bird was supprised
when l ruffled them feathers earlier
that may have helped you
know to drive me to religion
l may try to be
the best of the rest
& be a priest
they seem to do OK
or better if one likes that
that sort of thing.