Reasons To Like Cold Weather Poem by Jon Yttri

1. You appreciate warmth.
2. If you're overweight, you can hide more of your body.
3. You don't have to worry about mosquitoes or sunburn.
4. You have something to agree on with even your worst enemy.
5. You don't have to remember to bring an umbrella.
6. It's the only time you can see breath.
7. You can shovel show instead of working out at a health club.
8. You can choose between two sports (basketball and hockey)instead of just one (baseball) .
9. You can test your power of endurance.
10. You have something to look forward to.
11. Unless you're Jesus Christ, it's the only time you can walk on water.
12. You can see how everything looks in white.
13. You can run without getting tired.
14. You can make better excuses for being late.
15. You don't need ice cubes.
16. You have an excuse for not going to work.
17. You don't have to watch reruns.
18. You can be a hero just for walking to the grocery store.
19. You have an excuse for not being outdoors.
20. You have a good excuse for buying clothes.