'Hard by
sounds closer than nearby, '
commenced Madam Hortense,
'sounds right up against.
So it never should have gone out of fashion.'
Allowing for thought, she continued,
'If you've done something quirky,
I want it said 'you've hortensed'.
Then it will make sense
to rename North Korea Hortense.'
She concluded,
with how they came by Turkey.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
thanks Hortense for the history lesson