Rudy's Doing Well Poem by AHO Speaks

Rudy has been doing well since the first of the year
He now has fourteen chew toys and the living room rug to tear.

I no longer have to take him out to do his rite
Its official he can go without anyone in sight.

I no longer have to carry him into the yard in the a.m. hours
Just open the door and out he goes; to pee on the flowers.
The evening paper lies on the floor not in use
I just leave it there as an excuse.

The age of stain in an outline
Rudy has become a dog of mine.

It is three a.m. and he is asleep in Judy's chair
I wouldn't wake him up for I wouldn't dare.

Later in the day the papers will go
I hope Rudy has stopped doing it inside and not for show.

I should have named Rudy fang for he has but two
One for me and one for my old shoe.

Next year it will be a different story
Hopefully Rudy will have a new set of teeth with crowning glory