S.T.D. Bug Poem by Ramona Thompson

Dark parody of The Jonas Brothers hit, Love Bug

Doctor called me
Just about this time yesterday
Told me
He finally knew what's been wrong with me
Guess I got
A little too carried away
This shocker left me without anything to say

Now I'm speechless
Gone over the edge over this
I'm so breathless
I never thought I'd catch the S.T.D. bug from you, my friend
Hopeless
Spun around
Out of control
Fell back
Head over heels
Lost my head
In the heat of the moment
I never thought that I'd ever catch the S.T.D. bug from you, my friend

I can't get your betrayal out of my mind
I can't get your dirty outta mine
I think about your lying eyes all the time
Making love to you was lovely, but now I feel so ugly
All I wanna do is cry
Wanna cry, I just wanna cry
Curl up in a ball and die
Being healthy was something you just did't do

Now I'm speechless
Gone over the edge over this
I'm so breathless
I never thought I'd catch the S.T.D. bug from you, my friend
Hopeless
Spun around
Out of control
Fell back
Head over heels
Lost my head
In the heat of the moment
I never thought that I'd ever catch the S.T.D. bug from you, my friend

Got the news from my OBYGN yesterday
He said everything that I never truely believed could be
Suddenly I forgot how to speak
Hopeless
Breathless
Oh you stupid lesbian girl
Can't you see

Now I'm

Now I'm speechless
Gone over the edge over this
I'm so breathless
I never thought I'd catch the S.T.D. bug from you, my friend
Hopeless
Spun around
Out of control
Fell back
Head over heels
Lost my head
In the heat of the moment
I never thought that I'd ever catch the S.T.D. bug from you, my friend

Ohhh
Got a S.T.D bug from my lesbian friend
Noooo!

2008 Ramona Thompson