Saint Patrick's Day 2020 Poem by Kim Barney
Saint Patrick's Day 2020
It's Saint Patrick's Day
But don't pinch me.
I'm not wearing green
But I don't have to
Because I'm not Irish.
Well, maybe I DO
Have a FEW
Irish ancestors.
Wait - - I forgot!
I guess I have a LOT
of Irish ancestors.
Okay, so my name used to be BLARNEY
Before Patrick O'Leary
Beat the 'L' out of me.
Go ahead and pinch me.
Monday, March 16, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: humor
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9/13/2026 10:46:07 AM # rel_20260910T140628Z_5ffb431
If he beat the l out of me twice; I'd be key.
You certainly would, Kelly! Thanks for commenting!