Sale Still On! Poem by guy lipmore

Hurry, last few days of the sale,
‘Don't miss they all wail.
‘Half price’, double discount,
Don’t delay, they all shout.
Nothing to pay for year, interest free credit.
Then three years to pay for it.

Remember the sale ‘must’ end 5pm Sunday,
Then it’s ‘full price to pay’!

However the ‘sale’ never does end!
The ‘discount’ price is all you’ll spend.
So no need to hurry,
The sale is on for all eternity!

Going to ring them up one day,
And say, “Can’t make it for five, Sunday”! !
What’s the date of the next sale? Will it be interest free?
Wonder what they’ll say to me? ! ! ! !