'I intend to run for parliament,
And represent you in government.
Want to be your M.P,
Vote me in, trust me!
I will give you job security,
More police on the beat.
And more pension money,
When I get the seat.
Stop teenagers drinking under-age,
And sort the housing shortage.
Recall our troops from the war zones,
Make you feel secure in your homes.
On me you can bet,
You'll have no regret.
Tackle child poverty,
Reduce street crimes.
End animal cruelty,
Get rid of hospital waiting times.
You can count on me,
I promise you honestly!
Permanent free bus passes,
Smaller school classes.
Action on 'greenhouse' gasses,
Reduce income taxes.
Get me elected, (Via-rose tinted glasses!)
I'll promise you every and anything with a smile,
(Hope it doesn't look like a crocodile! }
Just stick your 'x' in box indicated,
All your hopes will be vindicated.'......! ! !
05/06/06
This poem has a nice rap flavoured beat; I can imagine grinning as I listen to it.
Wow a fantastic scintillating politician's poem, i certainly vote for dis poem and a president like u wud b great n i wud vote 4 u as dat as well he he. Kudos i so enjoyd dis. Is dis a parody or factual?
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Yes, and I will tuck a fat salary in my bank, and you lot I won`t even thank, (Loved your poem and your take on politicians) .