' Vote For Me.'
'I intend to run for parliament,
And represent you in government.
Want to be your M.P,
Vote me in, trust me!
I will give you job security,
More police on the beat.
And more pension money,
When I get the seat.
Stop teenagers drinking under-age,
And sort the housing shortage.
Recall our troops from the war zones,
Make you feel secure in your homes.
On me you can bet,
You'll have no regret.
Tackle child poverty,
Reduce street crimes.
End animal cruelty,
Get rid of hospital waiting times.
You can count on me,
I promise you honestly!
Permanent free bus passes,
Smaller school classes.
Action on 'greenhouse' gasses,
Reduce income taxes.
Get me elected, (Via-rose tinted glasses!)
I'll promise you every and anything with a smile,
(Hope it doesn't look like a crocodile! }
Just stick your 'x' in box indicated,
All your hopes will be vindicated.'......! ! !