Poltergeists and men in tights
And reasons to be fearful
Like arguing with your own wife
Means you're bound to get an earful
Ghostly apparitions
That can scare you in the night
Men with ammunition
Should be avoided in a fight
When I sat down to write this
I had little time to think
Or maybe it was alcohol
As I'd had to much to drink
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem