Shocking Experience Poem by Ima Ryma

The funeral is going fine,
With many friends and family.
Never thought I would attend mind,
But conscious of it I do be.
Electric shock by accident,
Knife in the toaster, I was toast.
Collapsed onto the floor I went,
Watching myself fall, now a ghost.
From home I was rushed to E.R.
But all revival attempts failed.
Then off to the morgue, not too far,
Saw what an autopsy entailed.

Next stop, cemetery plot where
I guess I'll be well grounded there.