Simon Cowell Poem by Paul Butters

Simon Cowell



There was a man: Simon Cowell,
Who looked a hunk in a towel,
He was always so blunt,
And many thought him a...
... “arrogunt”... (!)
And such a pain near the bowel.

Paul Butters or Skryboss

(C) Yorkshire, Friday 25\12\2009 at 16.20. Amended 14\1\2010.

Paul Butters
Friday, December 25, 2009
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