Smelly Farts Poem by Lamar Cole

Thorpe had an important job interview this morning.
But he made a mistake on the way to the interview.
He stopped at a fast food restaurant and ate a lot of onion rings.
Why did he do this?
The onion rings started immediately working on his stomach.
The gas was starting to form.
He was hoping that he would be okay during the interview.
But his smelly farts cost him the job.
His pretty interviewer practically held her nose the whole time.
And he had the nerve to ask her for a date.
His smelly farts had caused him to lose a job and repulse a pretty woman.