So I Happen To Prefer Whole Wheat Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

Of course I'm sleazy!
Isn't that one of the requirements,
I had to admit to get you to date me?

'But I didn't think you were serious when I asked! '

So when did you take notice of it?
Before or after I began to lick,
The crunchy peanut butter off your nipples.

'Yeah...
But do you think holding them,
Between slices of whole wheat bread...
Really accomplishes anything? '

That's a matter of opinion!
So I happen to prefer whole wheat bread.
What's the problem here?
I was going to use the muffins.
Do you want me to use the muffins?

'I'm sensitive to multi-grain.'

Huh?