Somebody Else Poem by Loyd C Taylor Sr

He’s the wisest man in the church;
There’s nothing he can’t do.
If you turn down your ministry,
He’ll be there to do it for you.

He’s also a very faithful member,
And shows up right on the dot.
Then if you don’t keep your commitment,
He’ll cover you and fill in your spot.

He’s obviously very wealthy;
The plate’s always passed his way.
If you choose not to give a cent,
He’ll all the expenses pay.

Who is he? You may ask,
This one with such acclaim?
Thank God he’s in every church,
“Somebody Else” is his name.