Spare Tire Poem by Bernard F. Asuncion

Spare tire is kept available
As an urgent need replacement
To a dead flat rubber cushion
Of a wagon off the pavement.

A spare tire is an excess fat
Around someone's heavy waistline;
If girl gets rid of this thickness,
Then her figure shall be just fine.

Spare tire is an unneeded or
Unproductive and rude person;
Unhelpful to the guild or group,
His life is brought to oblivion.

Spare tire is a male or female
That you gladly carry with you
On dinner date to rely on
If the meeting sadly falls through.

Carried in cars all of the time,
Full of air that doesn't expire;
It‘s important to be having
An extra or a new spare tire.