Squat Down And One Up Poem by Ima Ryma

Two busy billionaires do meet.
Suddenly a beeping sound's there.
The first billionaire in conceit
Just starts talking into the air.
After she's completed the call,
She explains that she has a chip
Installed inside her head quite small.
It cost a fortune, she does quip,
But's so much better than a phone.
The second billionaire replies
He has a marvel of his own,
And drops his pants to her surprise.

In a squat he says, 'Just relax, '
'I'm only waiting for a fax, '