Ssbb Poem by Donald R Wolff JR

Hello, it's me
The guy you know and love as SSBB
Now you see me
But you can't be me
If I pee you off, then you will please me

Sorry to inform you that I am not dead
Wishful speaking curses should not be said
Just remember my playground is inside your head
So be nice to old man SSBB

Your mind is a place that I convey
Every living thought that you have to say
Your absent aptitude makes you easy prey
Don't be fooled when you think I am sleeping

Here at RnR I am free to play
With every stupid thing you monkeys have to say
So how can you expect me to just go away
When for me, you make it all too easy

If you challenge me I make you look like fools
You get the education that you lacked in school
All you have to do is play by simple rules
That is all it takes to get along with SSBB

(12/09/2013)