Suing In The Wind Poem by Ima Ryma

Progress is oft a noisy thing.
Any engine that runs makes sound.
Planes and trains and cars all do sing
Noise that did make lawsuits abound.
Cuz any new noise is a cause
For sensitive ears to hear green,
And head for a Court without pause -
The quite noisy lawsuit machine.
Wind turbines now do get their turn
At being defended per suit.
The legal system sounds do churn
As lawyers haggle over loot.

If you are irked by noisy wind,
Some lawyer wants to be your friend.