This swamp monster was forced to leave
My local swamp when it got drained.
But I had no reason to grieve.
From the media I obtained
Info on a great swamp and where
Lots of monsters were all around.
So I packed up and headed there,
To swamp paradise I be bound.
And sure enough I love it dear.
I don't have to stay out of sight.
Monsters, called politicians here,
Make me look good to my delight.
Hear 'Drain the Swamp' does tickle me,
Will never happen in D.C.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem