Simon and his girlfriend were at the zoo.
And a hungry tiger escaped.
They both began to run.
And his girlfriend was outrunning him.
So he pushed her to the ground.
And as the tiger was mauling her.
He thought that he was really going to miss his sweet girl.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. I laughed. I shouldn't have. What a cruel thing to do to your girlfriend. Ha ha ha ha!