Sycophants Poem by James McLain

Most sycophants
that you come across
survive by
swimming in the pool
of malodorous
rectum's.

Sycophants are dangerous.
Using long tounges,
to give you false pleasure.

Giving you nothing in return
but biased flattery.

Professional lapper's
of marbled blue, moist
hanging hemorrhoids.

Sycophants have no real
discernable value.
Except to cause trouble.

Sycophants are known by
demonic bad breath and lies.
Living breathing,
human, vacuum cleaner's.

All sycophants,
especially those that stay
hidden, generally are.