Syntax Of Sin Tax Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Strip clubs and ‘buds’,
Booze and Gaming,
What’s next? Will it be hookers and red light districts?
Or John’s to tax?
That’s there what aiming,
To do.
The economical crunch has made it possible,
For government to tax everything plausible.
Joints that you light up,
To the joints that you have a little T & A at.
Las Vegas brothels are doing well,
Most ladies are laid on,
As to ladies in the car companies being laid off.
How else is the government to be its bills?
Whether local, state or federal?
The economy is stagnant; it’s getting smaller then small.
Syntax of economy is that you create demand,
And people buy it.
The syntax of government spending is tax whatever people buy.
Whether it be fast food, fast men and women, fast cars, fast highs-
The government is fast to take its portion.
How many you know what monies go into the school fund in your state lottery?
Prohibition was clunker and was repealed because it to hard to enforce.
And the states missed the tax on booze.
If you snooze, you lose.

7-31-09