Taylor Swift Poem by Randy McClave

Honestly, I can't name one song by Taylor Swift
I have never heard one riff,
I can't even tell you one melody that she sings
In my brain not one of them ever rings.
I don't know any instruments that she plays
I don't know her cares or lyrics or her dossiers,
And if you asked me her favorite song
I wouldn't guess at it, because I would be wrong.
I don't know the colors that she wears
And I don't know of her wants or her needs or affairs,
I don't even know where she lives
And I hope these statements her fans forgives.
I don't know any of her albums or her top 10 songs
And I don't know her beliefs or with what political party she belongs,
I don't even know her observance or her religion
Of her I know not one little smidgen.
I'm here for any woman whose mere appearance at a ball game
Makes a bunch of fragile men lose their stuff and go insane,
Though, I am not a democrat or a right winger
I must say with honor and pride Taylor Swift is my type of singer.

Randy L. McClave