The Florida Medicinal Shuffle Poem by Barry Middleton

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please pass me the bong
we can all get along
we can all take another hit

it won't take too long
this ganja is strong
so soon we won't give a shit

we voted weed in
it's joke my friend
the Republicans want to fight it

they no longer bash
they are fighting for cash
for misery will always remit

I know it's not great
that they play with our fate
but one day they will commit

it's not a stalemate
we'll just have to wait
till they divvy their share of the split

sit back and think right
there are cops out tonight
and they'd love to write your obit

take a hit for the fight
and jump on the flight
and see Loaf Dog for really good shit

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This is a work of "supreme fiction" as Wallace Stevens put it. I don't break the laws, even the stupid ones - not much anyway. That said, it is pathetic how Republicans who control Florida are delaying getting medical marijuana to people who desperately need it just because they are in a greed fight over the money. We passed the amendment by a 70% majority. "Loaf Dog" is a fictional character from the movie Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is purely coincidental.