The Haitians Are Coming Poem by Randy McClave

'The Haitians are coming', 'The Haitians are coming'
To all the dog and cat owners I was summing,
I was scared while running and yelling,
From the stories that everyone is believing and telling.
'Beware', 'beware' for all of our dogs and cats
They are all being eaten because of the democrats,
I screamed, 'They are being devoured in Springfield Ohio'
‘Oh the pain and the sadness and the woe'.
I drove by the park, where people were walking their pets
Their Shibas, Shih Tzus, Pugs without worries or regrets,
I then heard on the radio a hysterical man who said
In Springfield Ohio they're eating dogs and cats on bread.
The Haitians are eating our Hans, Jojos and Gokus
I told everyone, one and all to beware of my news
Because, of my urgent warning I got a grateful cheer
I felt just like Paul Revere.

Randy L.McClave