The Sensitive Inanimates Poem by Joshua Adeyemi

The toilet's ought to emanate
Heart murdering, nose-ache
Odour. But it becomes absurd,
When the cutlass is sharper than the sword.

Set of people would visit the rest room-
Here we call it toilet (the pee* room) .
When some comes out of it,
Another would lively go in and out to re-use it.

But when a man of odd clan-
Whose worms wrought inverse plan:
Whose faeces smells like baked chemical,
Tend to visit the toilet on his knicker-

Familiar with the usual catastrophy-
The inn door to the toilet tend funny:

The pressed man would with might push,
But the door (for to avert the odour) , to open would refuse.
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Commentary:
This is an humour that tends to explain how inanimate objects may be sensitive to what human does: A door of the toilet would not open because it knows that the man coming to use the toilet bears offensive and brutal odour. Hahaha