The Solicitors Poem by Audrey Heller

Doesn't it make you very annoyed,
when solicitors start to call? They
get you when you're busy, or doing
nothing at all. No matter how many
times, you tell them, you don't need
anything, they just won't give uo and
again, the phone will ring. What is it
going to take, to make them go away?
It's apparent, regardless how many
times you say you're not interested,
it's not enough, to keep them at bay.
So to all of you out there, please be
so kind, take me off your list and set
me free. I know you have a job to do,
but please, just stay away, from me!