The Stinking Quagmire Of Britain's Hereditary Monrchy! Poem by Professor Dr. Stanley Collymore

By Stanley Collymore

Must be absolutely great to get a publicity
funded job for your entire life and have
it reserved for you even before you
were born. No need for realistic
experience, or any authentic
qualifications. Simply the accident of
your birth the sole recognition that
you will ever require to attain a
position, which honestly was
already outmoded even in
the last century; and, as
well as judiciously, has
no place whatsoever
in this the 21st one!

Just invented titles glaringly emblazoned
with perks and cynically dressed up as
duty so you'll never ever have to find
proper jobs, and therefore naturally
and realistically earn your rather
over-privileged and pampered
keep through genuine hard work and
unambiguous honesty. Because, in
reality, you are the same as most
everyone else in Britain: oddball
people with oafish delusions of
grandeur but in your particular
situation ancilliarily posturing
behind formulated titles and
honours daftly perpetuated
by cretinous plebeians. For
it is these sheeple, who
put you on top of these
bizarre pedestals, that
any truly intelligent or
astute person would
never have desired
you jumped up on!

(C)Stanley V. Collymore
28 May 2020.



Author's Remarks:
This unapologetic exercise on my part is called democracy, free speech and freedom of expression; and, as such, it's your problem and not mine or will I ever make it so, if some of my comments don't meet with your approval. As, in your case, it might be useful to recognize that not everyone in Britain is by any senseless imagining a grovelling royalist; and, accordingly, we do believe in elected heads of state that are removable if they cock-up! As this hereditary lot of yours has unquestionably, and repeatedly done so; and, indifferently, persist in doing as they bloody well like!

Furthermore, the people who hate Meghan Markle are appallingly so and rather dense! And will pluck out their eyes as well as critically and unequivocally puncture their own eardrums rather than acknowledge the obvious. And what we're consistently having are idiotic Daily Mail and discernibly far-fetched stories to tear down Meghan and elevate the pretentiously ultra-lazy, manifestly effete and vapid broodmare Kate Middleton.

And do note that while the so-called royals headed by their 94 year old nonagenarian, Mafioso leader, firmly ensconced in her ludicrously perceived and, of course, divine but patently, Dark Ages bubble - and doing so quite nicely, contentedly and brazenly financially secure in the 21st Century - have never once corrected the numerously ridiculous but also scandalous stories planted, invariably by them and their palace stooges, they are ass-in-hand, all the same, doing everything that they can to refute the stories, right or wrong, that they obviously feel will tarnish the innately workshy and endemically lazy, just waiting to be queen, "Waity Katie".

And in reality - not just conjecture, what the M.S.M have manipulated you unthinking twerps to think or just simply grovelling sycophancy - just tell me, of any job that this asininely and grandiosely labelled "Catherine the Great": I do seriously do suggest that you conscientiously and properly research who and what the real Catherine the Great actually was and then try honestly comparing this Kate Middleton to her. As frankly it would be pathetically synonymous to comparing the fat and unhealthy Boris Kemal/Johnson - who the 94 year old nonagenarian Elizabeth Windsor has allocated the grounds of Buckingham Palace for him to exercise in while she self-first holds up at Windsor Castle during this Covid-19 "epidemic" with her bevy of servants and hangers-on - with a lithe and athletically fit Usain Bolt!