The Wrong Ideas Poem by India Aquene

More war! That is what the world needs.
War keeps you on your toes
And when you get enough of it, you don’t want any more
for a REALLY long time…like orange juice. Yes! The world needs more war.
It really is the fastest way to world peace…
Or maybe…
Tyranny! That is what the world needs.
More tyranny. And then everyone will get sick of it!
And tyranny will willingly abolished from the world.
It really is the fastest way to a global democracy…
Or maybe…
Oh! A giant alien-chainsaw-massacre-invasion!
That is what the world needs:
a giant alien-chainsaw-massacre-invasion. Yes!
Then, we will have to work together to drive the psycho aliens away…
It really is the fastest way to get everyone to work together...
Or maybe…
Global warming. That is what the world needs:
A reason for us to forget about greed and possessions, to work together to keep the world from falling apart…nah...