There Was A Young Boy Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

A Parody to the tune 'There Was An Old Lady'

There was a young boy
Who in his sweet youth,
He spit out a tooth,
Yes he spit out a tooth.
Oh me oh my!

He spit out the tooth
Because it was loose.
Why was it loose?
He is six you dear goof.
His smile is proof!

He spit out the tooth
Because it was loose.
You think this obtuse,
Here's the string with the tooth.
He did not cry!

Yes it wiggled and jiggled
So the tooth fairy came.
He was proud of his dollar,
So he bought a new game.
And Lucas is his name!