I'll never be a boxer
I haven't got the body mass
I'll never be a gentleman
I just don't have the class
I'll never be prince charming
My demeanor is too rude
I'll never be an Olsen Twin
I do not got it dude
Although I'll try I'll never be
A great husband or boyfriend
If ever in financial straits
I have no cash to lend
I'll never be a psychopath
I have no taste for violence
A librarian's out of the question
I couldn't take the silence
I'll never be a giant
I simple am to short
I'll never be a football player
I'm not a good sport
Perhaps I'll be the president
With support from all the voters
And first to protect the dolphins
I'll outlaw all the boaters
Though I don't think politics
Is really what I crave
Could I be a robber?
And go through the deceased's graves?
Could I be an astronaut?
Leave the orbit of this earth
Though I think I'd be a great doctor
I could assist in all the births
I'll never be a chef
And cook for kings and queens
My most important client
Would of course be Charlie Sheen
Alas this will not happen
I have no talents I'm unlucky
Though really I'd be anything
As long as you still like me
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
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