Things That You Have Tried Poem by Dorsey Baker

As a kid at the fair
you jumped on every ride
trying to find out which one
you liked best
When you become older
you tried all the drugs
and girls trying to find out
which one
you liked best
now you have tried all these things
and more
and now that you are much older
you've learned that
of all the things that you have tried
and all the things that you have done
you still don't know
which one
you like the best
they are all just things
that you have tried!