Think Of That As A Gift Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

I have just the place,
Where you can park your sorrows.
You see this?

'Yes,
It looks like a map! '

Bingo! That's exactly what this is!
Now...
See this area right here?

'That's the Antartic isn't it?
I will freeze there! '

And so will all of your sorrows!
There...
You will never have them to worry about,
Ever.
That is guaranteed!

'Why are you so sarcastic? '

You've identified another reason,
Why you should take this map with you!
Think of that as a gift!
And your trip as a vacation!