This Haunted Halloween House Poem by Ramona Thompson

It was the night before Halloween
And all through the house
Not creature lived or breathed
Not even a mouse
The Jack-o-lantern shivered by the chimmy with fear
His giant orange rear shaking all over
As he said his prayers
That Old Farmer Bloodshed would not return to finish
What he had started here
In this haunted Halloween House


It was the night before Halloween
And Old Farmer Bloodshed was out on the prowl
Hungry for blood
He carried his favorite weapon
A rusty old plow
So mean and cruel
He would even kill a innocent owl
To take back and stuff
Above his mantle
In this haunted Halloween House


It was the night before Halloween
And a horny young couple were making love in their car
They had not gotten very far
When Old Farmer Bloodshed came along with his now bloody plow
To the couple he boosted
Tonight I have murdered a owl
I have also murdered a cow
Now you 2 will share that horrid fate as well
Your blood and your life will flow
Glowing bright in the spotlight of....
This haunted Halloween House tonight


It is the night before Halloween
And here I sit writing this tale
Waiting for my husband Old Farmer Bloodshed to return
To our home evil home
So proud of that old crone
Every year he makes them groan and he makes moan
No mercy to be shown
He makes the holiday so very special
Letting me join in the merry mayham with my shovel
I bury all the bodies out back of....
This haunted Halloween House tonight




© 2006 RAMONA THOMPSON (All rights reserved)