This Poem Is My Worse Effort Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

This Poem Is My Worse Effort



This poem is my worse effort.
I decided to write a 'bad' poem.
Something self contained.
Something from my point of view...
Would be absent of compassion.
Clearly focused on nothing.
A complete lack of acknowledgement.
Line after line...
With or without rhyme,
Would display a total self involvement.
An intention meant to leave one realizing...
This poem is my worse effort.
I want it to be just that!
No ifs, ands, or buts about it!

And...
While we are on the topic of butts!
WHY are the guys showing their asses,
More than women these days?
What's that about?
I saw this dude with his pants belted at his thighs...
YES!
And I was on a bus sitting with a woman,
Looking at me as if I had something to do with that!
YES!
So I asked if she found him appealing?
She said, 'NO! He's got no ass to be admired! '
YES!
She said that.
As if I should show my ass for a comparison competition!
WHAT on EARTH is happening?
I will 'not' publicly prove that my ass is my best asset.
WHAT is going on in these times today?

This poem is my worse effort.
And 'if' you think it's not...
Do not feel I did not have good intentions,
To deliver something to you guaranteed to smell...
If up close and personal.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Christine Austin Cole 27 April 2008

Is it better, I wonder, to succeed at trying to be bad than to fail at trying to be good? *laughs* Something to ponder, I suppose. I feel kind of crummy saying I didn't like this - even if I wasn't supposed to. I was raised in one of those 'if you can't find something nice to say houses' and... welp... I have nothing to say. : P With a grin, Christine

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Karen Delta 27 April 2008

Hey it might be your worst effort but its better than anything ive ever come up with! so funny.. really enjoyed reading it

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Lawrence S. Pertillar 27 April 2008

Thank you, William. I wanted this one to reek! Smell. With an intention meant for it to stink like none other!

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