Three Birds Killed In One Stone Poem by Asit Kumar Sanyal

In the valley of Kashmir
Stone pelting was the source of income
For unemployed
and uneducated Kashmiri youth
They worked as agitator
Sorry, freedom fighter
The rate card was fixed
For stone pelting on Indian Army Jawans
Rs.100 to 500
For stealing their weapons
Rs.500 per weapon
For grenade stealing and lobbying
Rs 1000 per grenade.

They would get payment instantly
School children also
used to join with them willingly
for easy money
Agitations were staged by separatists
like Geelani, Yasin, Yaqoob
And so on
They used to get money
from their master ‘Pakistan'
Through hawala process.

After the ban on higher notes
On 8th of this month
Hawala men gone underground
Separatists money turned into paper
Freedom fighters become jobless
Modi killed Three birds
In one stone … demonetization.